Padded T-Rex Hat

This hat looks just like a real live T-Rex head, so much so that children will probably run screaming from you while every archaeologist in the 5-mile radius will come running. It fastens around your face, though, so you can still see and (more importantly) eat. The hat is made from soft foam and has cloth lining for an extra comfy fit, along with a size-adjustment band at the back. It also has a nifty pocket for concealing your cash or ID card (even dinos need pocket change!).